she hates friday just as much as we do
she is the robert pattinson of the music industry
This is amazing! So glad she wasn’t broken down by all the insults and parodies of her *cough* first single…..
i dont know if im more like aladdin or the genie in this photoset
*has a son* *names him 1k* *punches son* guys I hit 1k
reblog if girls are hella
Fifth graders attending a sexual ed presentation
The Euthanasia Coaster is a concept for a steel roller coaster designed to kill its passengers. In 2010, it was designed and made into a scale model by Julijonas Urbonas, a PhD candidate at the Royal College of Art in London. Urbonas, who has worked at an amusement park, stated that the goal of his concept roller coaster is to take lives “with elegance and euphoria.” It is a ride to the death. The seven loops or “inversions” put the human body under such stress that it causes the brain to be starved of oxygen, as the heart simply cannot push blood against the enormous g-forces. Even if it kills you, it is designed to still be a fun death. An honourable thought, if rather macabre.
I can make a rollercoaster that kills people too.
and I dont have my phd
i think there’s been a mistake
No it isn’t
Congratulations, you are now the President of the United States
i would pay $1000 to see Obama in Frozone’s super suit
I asked my mom to help me practice portrait photography.
i have a santa kink. i want you to dress up in a sexy santa suit and leave me expensive presents under the tree when im sleeping. leave afterwards
I’m not sexist but I can guarantee that this was written by a women…
"im not sexist im just going to assume this was written by a woman because it has something to do with wanting expensive gifts" moron